| Miranda has left the Old Folks Home.... |
[11 Mar 2005|05:52pm] |
Yes, I was fired today. Reason being?...
I have only worked there for about seven months and was not quite as "on task 24/7". I admit I would wander the rectangle hall stoned and drinking the free drinks and eating crackers,(also free). I called in sick, no faking it either, too many times and too often and I did not keep the actvities/games on a strict time schedule and also that I did not seem to be putting enough of myself into the activities and that I did the bare minimum instead of my all around best when in a game. BULL SHIT my boss is/was a no-good fucking philipino Fresh Off The Boat Old Pinoy Slut. She just didn't like that I was not all asian and neat and perfect. Everyone who wasn't a top-notch nurse, were mostly CNAs of vietnamese, philipino, Hispanic or a few African, (from actual Africa, accents and all)descent. I can find a better job but I really started to like that damn job and put more into in the past month then in all the time I worked there.
So, I have only had 2 jobs in my life and have accomplished getting fired from both. Shitty.
I am on a date. I must stop now.
LOve,
Miranda Panda
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| At the Burkhart's Gettin' Crunk! |
[20 Feb 2005|10:05pm] |
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I am chillin at Ian's house with Libby, Matthew (punk)and little Paul. We are all fucked up on various alcohols and drugs. Tomorrow is a Holiday and I am taking advantage of it. I always seem to party on work and school nights and pass out at ten o'clock on my weekends. LOSER. Ian is playing Brotha Lynch who is a morbid nigger rapper who talks about bloody pussy, dead babies, etc. Ian is a god damn. I need to slow down, it is only 10. I am on that white girl but I have totally calmed down and only do it about once every week and a half. That is a surprising thing and I never thought I could stop. When you are pawning jewelry for Yay, it is not healthy any more.!!!
I cant drink whiskey like these white folk. I am a lightweight.
Ian is slammin a FOUR-O of the Ol' E!!!! All day, ya did I mean??
I am so proud to be a Richmond Bitch. I can get away with Nigger Talk.
WEll, I do not know what else to say. Write me back so I have a reason to get on this damned journal shit!! I miss all of you lil seniors from DA, all day.
I am so much fatter! Like a lot.
Love Miranda Panda
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| All time low.... |
[27 Dec 2004|11:34pm] |
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Hello friends. The Miranda you all know is no where to be found. She has been replaced by this pitiful and lazy hooch who crys and whines all the time about her shitty life and is not attempting to better it for the future, instead her precious time is wasted on getting stoned and socializing with people with no goals in life. What a terrible and unexpected tragedy it was to lose that cool open-minded stoner chick who was that one person w/ all the answers to your problems...
I really do suck. I am a loser. No path for future life and no concern for myself anymore. I feel as though I have been cheated and deserved a better childhood. I have fucked up more than most teenage girls but I never let it affect my feelings. Until now...
I grew up too fast. I had no special opportunities to show my talents or interests in or out of school. I am a druggie and a hoochie-mama. I dropped out of DVC not because of failing the class but oddly for my inability to wake up and get to class after doing too much girl the night before. I dropped w/ probably all C's. Sorry excuse for a 19 year old.
I am going to bed because I work tomorrow and am fucking exhausted physically and mentally. What is new?
***"Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events" is awesome and emo as hell. Just FYI.
A Junkie from RichTown KillaKali,
Miranda Panda
ps libby is the only person that I can count on for support and I love her big boobies...
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| Monday Monday Monday..... |
[13 Dec 2004|08:42pm] |
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""""My Life is Like A Box of Chocolates, I always choose the Nasty ones.""""
To All Ya'll Niggas,
I am talking to Libby and trying to get a ride over to Matthew's house because my car only has one light left from my accident!!! I am tired though and probably be a very dull addition.
Although I am:
1. A Community College Drop-Out Baby......
2. A Lazy Motherfucking Part-Time Workin' Ho......
3. Addicted to White Girl....;(......
4. A Whore With No Shame or Regret........
5. At a Low Point in Life And Have No Desire To Ascend Any Higher......
6. A World Fucking Record Holder for "Most Friendships Lost In Shortest Amount Of Time Because Of Selfishness, Evil Lies, And Stupidity."........
........Mondays always are so gosh darn DULL!!! Ugly Weather and Nothing to do.
I am done staying with that elderly lady who was prone to violent seizures and could not be left alone. Three nights stay made me $100. I did not expect that much. Strangely and Not Common in my emotions, I was very delighted to help out a person in so much need. I just think to myself that I would want someone to help my mom/grandma/aunt/etc. when they needed it and actually treat them as a human rather than a job.
The Bad Part:
She cooked nasty food that tasted like shit, she wore a different wig each day, she stared at me too much, she talked 24/7 and she also was too nosey.
The(unexpected)Good Part:
I learned that she is very smart and has a degree in Chemistry, graduated from CAL, married after knowing her husband for ONLY FIVE DAYS and that she is not just some old shakey Hag.
They had a HOT TUB and at 1:00am each night I got in and smoked a blunt to the dome after I took two 5mg Valium. RELAXING!!! I would have liked company but it was too risky. Well, I Have officially become a bore and my life experiences downfalls probably have no importance to everyone. I am alone it this bs.
Except for Libby, but that is common knowledge. I am calling her now, she is my fish por vida.
**A Bi-Racial Bitch Blindly Battling Billions o Boyfriends, (stoned)**
Miranda Valdivia-McDermott
I love him and I hate him.
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| Another night of Much Boredom... |
[07 Dec 2004|01:17am] |
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To all,
What are two fine young white women of Richmond to do at such an hour???
Sleep maybe, you say? No No.... That is ridiculous.
We are losers and hoochies, but thank jesus for us being together.
Good Day
Two Shakes...You know...
Miranda and Libby: Two Losers.
"""I MISS A TALL WHITE MAN OF 18 YEARS WITH BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES AND WHO I HAVE DECEIVED"""
-MIRANDA
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| It has been EONS.... |
[01 Dec 2004|10:21pm] |
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Hello Friends, Niggas, etc...
I have been a stranger to Livejournal for a few weeks simply because I hate my computer and all the viruses running through it. I did not know PORNO was so harmful to technology!!
AN UPDATE ON MY SHITTY LIFE AND THE SHITTY SHIT THAT HAS SHITTED ON ME RECENTLY:
1. I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BLAZER BECAUSE I RAN A RED LIGHT!
2. I DROPPED OUT OF DVC BECAUSE I PAID NO ATTENTION IN CLASS IF I EVEN ATTENTED IT.
3. MY GRANDFATHER IS DYING SLOWLY BUT SURELY FROM LUNG CANCER AND I AM IN DENIAL.
4. I HAVE NO FRIENDS EXCEPT LIBBY (obviously)AND PEOPLE I SMOKE POT WITH. NO ONE CLOSE OR CARING. LIBBY IS CLOSE AND CARING BUT SHE LEADS A DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE THAN ME SO I HAVE TROUBLE EXPLAINING MYSELF.
5. I AM ADDICTED.
Libby is here and we are going to kick it like a mexican soccer team.
Love Panda
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| I Hate This Shit!!! |
[09 Nov 2004|01:11am] |
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These past few weeks I have been so confused. I could really fucking give up at this life thing.
1. I WENT MAJOR SHADY ON MY BEST MATE AND PARTNER IN CRIME (LIBBY)MUCH TOO MUCH AND DID NOT CALL HER BACK WHEN I SAID I WOULD.
2. I AM FAILING MY TEN PUNK ASS UNITS AT DVC.
3. I HATE BOYS.
4. I MISS JOEL SO MUCH.
5. I AM AN ADDICT.
THANK YOU GOD Libby-Wibby just scared the shit out of me when she knocked on my window.
I love that ho.
Love Panda WHO IS SO SAD.
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| I Cant Find Libby :( |
[28 Oct 2004|11:55pm] |
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First Best Friend: A black chick named Trisha when I was five.
First Crush: Nick Xavier in second grade at Harding Elementary. Holy Crap!
First Real Girlfriend/Boyfriend: The delicious Sean-Michael Rau 6x back & forth during 6th grade summer.
First Date:date with Sean to the movies in Pinole! OMG! That was soooo long ago!
First Kiss: Sean, he is a very special person in my life even though we have drifted apart.
First Album/CD: No Doubt Tragic Kingdom & Jewel Pieces of You (same day), Cassettes by the way.
First Piercing/Tattoo: Lobes when I was 2 months and (Body)my belly at 16.!
First True Love : Sean Rau was a serious obsession to me throughout middle school. Libby knows...
First Enemy: Mean 8th grade bitches whose names have slipped my mind.
First Time Dying My Hair: 7th grade and I looked like Jesus (dirty blonde to dark brown on scraggly hair)
First Formal Dance: Junior prom in Turlock with my ex/good friend from middle school.
First Time Breaking A Bone: NEVER(knocks on wood)
First Time Getting Really Sick: ear infections at age 4 and resulted in my tonsils being removed at 5.
L A S T
Last curse word said: mother of christ when cookie put the room on funk mode with her over-the-top flatulence .
Last Compliment: "You bitch, I love your green eyes!" I yelled at my lucky sister.
Last/Current boy/girlfriend: Steven McDermott of Punk-ass Pinole. Off and On drama.
Last Crush: of my many crushes, I would say my crush that developed for Mike Gutierrez senior year takes the cake. It will never happen though.
Last Time Driving: Coming home from my visit to my job (I suck so much, I work when I am not scheduled to work) I like my job now, what can I say?
Last Big Car Ride: A hot-as-hell hotbox session of 6 stoners each holding a 1 gram blunt in my homies saucey ass 2000 Monte Carlo SS with the custom front end, 20 inch datens and blackouts on the lights. It is awesome.
Last Kiss: my mom on the forehead to congratulate her brave attempt to quit smoking cigarettes.
Last Good Cry: In the shower yesterday morning.
Last Movie Seen: The Exorcist last night/this morning at 2am
Last Phone Call: To Michael Martinez's beaner-ass. We have not hung out for like a month because he got so irritating to me and he was fucking with my homies emotions. But he is a Chillin' mofa.
Last Thing Written: a note to my mom to have a good smoke-free day at work and good luck at her new job.
Last Show Watched: MXC.
Last Time Showered: last night before bed, I will shower after this dumb question thingy.
Last Shoes Worn: my lilac-purple chucks
Last Person That You Saw Naked: myself (dont be jealous) and my mother on accident. I actually saw my self in twenty nine years. Little pancake boobies and a Big ol' butt.
Last CD Played: Celine Dion "All the Way" I AM a girly girl.
Last Item Bought: Gas.
Last Disappointment: not finding my libster and feel bad for flaking.
Last Annoyance: my friend Janke singing to EVERY song on the radio in the hot car and his broccoli breath was bouncing off the windshield and straight into my nose piece. Blah!
Last Song You Heard: The NOYA clap ReMix-Juvenile, etc.
Last Piercing/Tattoo: my snug on the right ear and my left snug will come in about two months.
I AM: slowly spiraling downward into a black hole of failure and depression.
I WANT: Libby to come to my house and make me smile.
I HAVE: a headache that is pounding the be-Jesus out of my skull.
I WISH: I could start my life over an do things right.
I HATE: my luck with friends and relationships.
I MISS: my middle school years at Adams when I was a part of a group of friends and life was easy.
I FEAR: three-toed sloths, they seriously horrify me.
I HEAR: my dog Cookie snoring and farting behind me on the love seat. I am used to it now.
I SEARCH: for an excuse for all of my bad habits so I do not feel as regretful as I should.
I WONDER: how drastically my choices in life so far will dictate my future.
I REGRET: growing up too soon and never having parental guidance.
I LOVE: smoking tons and tons of pot. I could smoke ALL DAY.
I ACHE: in my eyeballs because I am too lazy to locate my specs.
I ALWAYS: update my journal with these retarded question thingies.
I AM NOT: who everyone thinks I am.
I DANCE: when I am drunk at parties and while making pornos with my boyfriend.
I SING: terribly off key yet constantly while driving.
I CRY: everyday.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: stoned.
I WRITE: with the penmanship of a preschooler.
I WIN: every burping contest.
I LOSE: my wallet all the time.
I CONFUSE: my boys and play with their emotions.
I SHOULD: get a life.
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| Sunday night. |
[18 Oct 2004|01:14am] |
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I WAS supposed to study for my health exam tomorrow morning but SOMEBODY with red hair and a dookie-booty kept me out passed my curfew. She has such power over me, I swear. So, we are sitting in my living room halfway watching tv and halfway playing on the computadora(computer in spanish). We are hi. But not that Hi. I know what she is thinking and she knows what I am thinking. Two white bitches from RichTown Killa Kali got'sta keep it treal in the 2double0four all day with a fat blunt o' roper hanging from my mouf and my nigga gots two tig ole bitties on her chest. I must go now.
From Libby:.......silence........
Love Panda and Peach.
PS yes, we are lesbians.
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[16 Oct 2004|07:52pm] |
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31 questions for you if youre bored
1. WHATS ON YOUR MIND NOW?
--If I should take a bump or not....
2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
--My nephew's Dora The Explorer video and wondering when it will end/he will pass out.
3. COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: THE WORLD NEEDS..
....to sterilize every starving african with AIDS so the problem will grow a tad bit smaller.
4. MODEL OF YOUR CELLPHONE?
--A stone Age Nokia, I am too simple for those high-tech phones.
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
--Some homemade Macaroni & Cheese, it was the shit.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
--I would be violet, because purple is gay.
7. WHAT DO YOU DO DURING YOUR CHILL TIME?
--umm, smoke blunts and drive around.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
--My Ninja Janke Z
9. THE FIRST THING YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU SEE THE OPPOSITE SEX?
--"I wonder if he has a small weenie or not?"
10. AUTO OR MANUAL CAR?
--automatic
11. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
--I like thanksgiving, you must remember that I am a heifer.
12. FAVORITE PLACE?
--I like my cabin in Lake Tahoe, it is so little and cozy.
13. FAVORITE SPORTS?
--I have none.
14. DO U WEAR CONTACTS?
--No but I wanna.
15. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
--One older sister who is 24 years of age.
16. THE COOLEST WAY YOU HAVE TO RELEASE PRESSURE?
--I like to masturbate and immediately follow it with a fatty blunt.
17. THINGS I HATE MOST?
--I hate boys.
18. WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A GIRL/ BOY?
--how easy it is to wrap a boy around your finger and have him in your control.
19. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY?
--scary movies, all day.
20. MY BEST FRIENDS ARE:
--I have too few to have any faves.
21. CHOCOLATES OR FLOWERS?
--Chocolates, flowers die and they dont taste good.
22. WHEN IM STUCK IN A JAM..
--I have someone else get me out of it.......(LIBBY)......!
23. Text OR CALL...
I like both pretty equally.
24. IF YOU COULD TURN BACK TIME, YOU WOULD...
keep my legs closed and never smoked pot, but let's not dwell on the inevitable.
25. IN YOUR WALLET, YOU HAVE
--Every card you can think of, 97 cents, a piece of weed, and a vicodin.
26. WHAT'S ON YOUR SCREEN SAVER?
--No Doubt, I thought you thought.
27. FAVORITE BOARD GAME/s?
--Chutes and Ladders
28. FAVORITE SMELLS?
--I like the smell of cocaine....
29. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP?
--if I should end this terrible people a few choose to call LIFE!!! And that I am horny.
30. THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
--Marijuana, Boys, Music and greasy, unhealthy food.
31. YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE??
--"Don't say sorry, just don't do it."
answer on your own.. and REPOST..
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| Sunday is not so Sunny for me. |
[10 Oct 2004|10:59pm] |
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I am so sleepy! I had to work today and I am whooped. All I do is walk in circles from room to room visiting between the times of my scheduled activities and not a damn thing else. I played trivia and bingo today. It is becoming a lot more comfortable for me. It is very hard to keep the attention of ten or more extremely elderly people. Everyone is halfway deaf or halfway blind and I just get used to it all. I am a savage.
Glorious School tomorrow. I am going to CCC next semester, fuck Pleasant Hill. I am too tired to finish the point I was going to make. Bye.
Panda
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| life sucks. |
[07 Oct 2004|01:02am] |
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I am a loser. I hate my life.
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| These are oddly fun... |
[03 Oct 2004|12:12am] |
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33 things about ME!!
1. YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
...capricorn
2. SiNGLE OR TAKEN?
...i am single and taken...
3. iF TAKEN, BY WHO?
....by someone who does not deserve me or my company.
4. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SERiOUSLY HURT
BY THE PERSON YOU LOVE/D?
...si, I have been through so much painfully awful love/relationships and it is sad.
5. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR REASON iF YOU
TURNED SUiCiDAL?
....I would only end my life if I got AIDS.
6. iS SUiCiDE REALLY KiLLiNG YOURSELF?
....Suicide is killing yourself.
7. PREFER COUNTRY OR CLASSiC?
...umm. Country because of Alison's and Teresa's influence.
8. PREFER CUTE/iDiOT OR SMART/UGLY?
...I like a cute idiot.
9. ARE YOU iN A STABLE RELATiONSHiP
WiTH YOUR BF/GF/CRUSH?
...no, I am just chillin'
10. YOU`D EXPECT A TEXT MESSAGE
USUALLY FROM:
...my homies about gossip and shit.
11. HAVE A BEST FRiEND THAT iS iN THE
OPPOSiTE GENDER? WHO?
.....I had a blonde guy friend with a VR6 as a friend at one time...but I have wronged him.
12. WHAT DO YOU LiKE YOU ARE DOiNG WHEN
YOU`RE DEPRESSED?
....sleeping with black eyes.
13. CHEERFUL OR BORiNG?
....I am cheerful to a selected few, bout overall I am mello/pschotic.
14. DESCRiBE A PERFECT DATE.
.....Warm Evening Weather, Good Food, a scenic location outdoors, fat blunts, and butterflies in my stomach the entire time.
15.EVER WONDERED WHY NOBODY KNOWS
WHY THE SKY IS BLUE? WHAT DO YOU
THiNK?
...I don't know!!!!!!!!
16. EVER BEEN HURT BY LOVE?
....ummm, yeah.
17. WiLL YOU EVER MAKE THE SAME
MiSTAKE AGAiN?
...being that I am a retarded pushover girl, probably yes.
18. EVER HATED ANYONE LiKE HELL?
...yes, but I have never fought.
19. DO YOU DO ANYTHiNG WHEN A PERSON
BREAKS UP WiTH YOU?
....Majority of my break-ups were my call, buy I would cry and ?.
20.GiVE ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRiBES
WHAT YOU`RE FEELiNG NOW.
...high
21. DO YOU BELiEVE iN YOURSELF?
.....not lately
22. EVER PHYSiCALLY HURT YOURSELF?
... I used to be a little self-mutilation baby back in Middle school but that ended long ago.
23. EVER VERBALLY HURT YOURSELF?
...I am very self-concious and curse my appearance daily.
24. MOTTO iN LiFE.
....fuck it.
25. HAVE YOU EVER DOUBTED THAT
SOMETiMES?
...nope
26. HAVE YOU EVER HAD *EXTRA* FEELiNGS
ABOUT A BEST FRiEND FROM THE
OPPOSiTE
GENDER?
.....i was horny.
27. iF YES, WHAT DiD YOU DO ABOUT iT? iF
NO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
...we licked each other's vaginas
28. iS FAME & MONEY THE MOST iMPORTANT
THiNGS iN YOUR LiFE?
...has not crossed my mind until now, no to both.
29. DO YOU MAKE ANY MOVEMENTS OR
SOUNDS WHEN YOU`RE SLEEPiNG?
...I don't know because i am asleep.
30. ARE YOU DiFFiCULT TO WAKE UP?
...by alarm, yes. by mother, no.
31. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SLEEP?
...every night
32. ARE YOU CONVENiENT WiTH THAT?
...no...what?
33. LAST, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU
WERE PERFECT?
Well, duh! No, perfect is one's personal opinion.
NOTE: PLEASE KEEP THE TiTLE OF THiS
SURVEY '33 THiNGS ABOUT ME
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| Boring Bio of MIRANDA |
[02 Oct 2004|01:23am] |
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1. Name: Miranda Renee Valdivia
2. Nickname: Panda, Manda Panda, etc.
3. Feet size: 9.5
4. have pets? two sweet doggies named Cookie and Peanut
5. Age you act: I act 18...depends who is the judge.
6. Where Do You Live: RichTown, KillaFonia
7. Where you want to live: South Lake Tahoe (before it became "touristy")
9. How many older siblings: 1- Alessandra. Married and a mother of my beautiful nephew Lito.
10. Favorite Salad Dressing: Blue Cheese All Day, fattening dressing defeats the purpose of salad.
11. Ever gone skinny dipping? Once when I was 13 in my cousin's backyard pool and we were alone and it was for tanning purposes only! I held my tits the whole time though. I forgot that I had boobs at one point in my life.
12. What are you watching? I am watching the Jenna Jameson special on VH1. She is a cool chick.
13. Last person you talked to: My nigga Janke, I told him that Family Guy was On. He had never heard about the show until like yesterday. poor thing.
14. Favorite movie: tied> 1.Ace Ventura 2, 2.)Galaxy Quest, 3.) Funny Girl, 4.) Seven
15. Book: last The Blood Countess
16. Favorite Type of music: anything that sounds good and fits my mood, quality music is scarce nowadays.
17. Favorite types of cars: VW GTI, C6, S2000, Audi A4.
18. Favorite Saying: "Don't say sorry, don't do it."
19. Favorite Fast Food: Tied> 1.)Taco Bell, 2.)Weinerschnitzel, 3.)Wendy's
20. Favorite Ice Cream: Mint Chip
21. Favorite Alcoholic Drink: a nice mix of seagram's & V8 Fruit Blends on the rocks. I am a lightweight.
22. When Do You Go To Sleep: In my current state of depression, my bedtime fluctuates nightly.
23. Most Embarrassing Moment: Getting hauled out of Jessica Walker's party during junior year for getting too drunk and almost dieing in front of everyone.
24. Stupidest Person you know: Ummm, at the moment, It is definitely Joel Lee Dagna.
25. Funniest Person you know: Libby, hands down.
26. Favorite holiday: haloween.
27. Favorite Food: I like anything mexican.
28. Favorite Song: At the moment, a tie between> 1.)"And I Love Her" by The Beatles and 2.)"Voodoo" by Sublime.
29. Favorite Television Show: Cold Case File and MXC
30. Favorite Radio Station: 96.5 and 106.1
31. Favorite junk food: Deep-Fried Cheese sticks...mmm...clogged arteries...(drools)...
32. Favorite happy love song: do not have one at this time... :(
33. Favorite Drink: Pepsi-Cola
34. Favorite article of clothing: My everyday pair of jeans.
35. Favorite Animal: i like doggies!
+||SECTION TWO: Have You Ever
1. Done Drugs:
2. Run Away From Home: run? no, it is too cold outside!!
3. Hit A Girl : If libby counts as a girl, yes. But never serious fight-hitting.
4. Lied: Um, yeah.
5. Stolen Anything: A skill my father passed down to me, I have stopped that poo now that I am "OF AGE".
6. Broken A Bone: No, and I pray to the Lord that I will never.
7. Cheated On A Test: Many times, but caught only once.
8. Cheated On A girlfriend/boyfriend: yes, but I really do have great excuses for them all!!!
9. Gotten Drunk: ask The E.R. in Doctor's Hospital, they know. (yes)
10. Been With Two guys/girls At Once: No, I will have two men at my beck & call someday......someday....
11. Been In The Hospital: for nothing major, just stitches.
12. Let a friend cry on your shoulder:i have been told I was good for that.
13. Fell asleep in the shower/bath: it is part of my morning routine, i try to cut it short to save water though.
14. Gone to Church: With My mexican-catholic grandmother when I was little, I did not pay too much attention though.
15. Never Slept During the Night: lately I have not been sleeping good, damn depression.
16. Ever been on a motorcycle or motorbike: with my dad once on his old harley, scared the crap out of me.
17. Been to a camp: I have camped a few times, but never attended "camp".
18. Sat in a restaurant w/o ordering: yes, when I was too drunk and just ate oyster crackers.
19. Saw anybody die: No
20. Gone a week w/out TV: Surprisingly no.
21. Didn't wash your hair for a week: Oh Jesus no!! Bleh!
22. Broken something valuable: No I have not, thank god.
23. if yes what: ...
24. Streaked the streets: no my butt is too big.
25. Screamed at someone for no reason: I am a girl, of course. Daily actually.
26. Said something you didn’t mean: usually to make somone feel better.
27. Been hurt by a guy/girl you loved: story of life, is it not?
28. Stayed up till 4 am on the phone: Maybe in like middle school...
29. Pulled a prank? Libby and I have pulled a few in our day...
30. Made fun of someone? Another hobby that Libby and I have indulged in over the years. But maturity has helped taper that off.
31. Rejected someone? yes, but usually for legit reasons.
+||SECTION FIVE:What is?
1. Your Fondest Memory Of This year: I love Spring Fling and getting to know new people.
2. Your most prized possesion: I love my panda bears, i have a lot. BIG ones too.
3. The Thing That Makes You The Happiest: I like ending a stressful day with a group of cool people who do not cause drama and get on a fat 5-blunt 5-head session. It brings me peace of mind and it is just plain old fun.
4. Your Favorite Food For Breakfast: hash browns
5. Your Favorite Food For Dinner: French Dips from The Embers in Pinole
6. Your Favorite Slow Song: "My Man" re-recorded by Barbara Streisand (originally by Billy Holidae)
+||LOVE
1. Would you rather love or be loved? be loved. I have given too much love, It would be nice for some in return....anytime soon would be nice.
2. have you ever cried over anyone of the oposite sex? Too many times, way too young.
3. do u have a "type" of person u always go after: this sounds psycho,but I do not really look for this characteristic in a "potential guy" but those I DO end up with are softies and I always wear the pants, I am in control and enjoy it. Not healthy, but true.
4. want someone u don't have right now? I want Libby and Paul. I Hate my life and how easy I cast aside those who care about my sorry ass.
5. are u lonely right now? I am. and very high.
6. ever afraid u'll never get married? I only want to get married once, so it may take awhile to consider.
7. do u want to get married? I can not say, I do not know.
8. do u want kids? No I do not. I do not feel that
+||FAVORITES
1. room in house: my bedroom, only shred of privacy I still have.
3. memory: Libby=approx.1,000,000,000 in total of random shit I will never forget, first Orgasm during sex.
4. day of the week: Thursday
5. color: purple
6. perfume or cologne: J.Lo GLO and Clinique Happy.......oh and B & B Works Sweet Pea.
7. flower: I like yellow rose buds.
8. month: January and July
9. season: Summer because I am a beaner and I need the sun.
+||In the last 48 hours have you..
1. cried: yes, over another dumb boy.
2. bought something: I bought a pack of Swishers and some Hair Dye.
3. gotten sick: no, I actually recovered from being sick.
5. hugged someone: yes, my mom, my friend Zach, my nephew, my sister and both of my doggies.
6. kissed someone: I kissed my doggies good night
7. fought with your parents: no, thank god.
8. had a lot of sleep: Yes, last night I slept from like 10:30 to like 8:15.
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[27 Sep 2004|01:32am] |
Mother of Christ. I hate to start out a new entry by taking the Lord's name in vain but I can not think of anything else more appropriate. I just wrote a great american novel and, of course, I accidentally closed the screen. That is a prime example of a DA education, I tell you. Well, if I remember, it was just talking about how DeAnza cheated me and all of it's students out of what high school was supposed to be preparing us for. You know, LIFE! Blah!
I went to work and it was ok. I played Trivia with the Elderly people (the word "old" just seems too mean)and they were kicking butt! They knew some off the wall shit like war heroes, politics, geography and all that jazz. But when I asked "What has laces but no bows, it has a sole but it is not alive, and there are always two, What are they?....(silence,...snoring)...SHOES!! No one knew it! Awesome! I also played 21 or blackjack with about nine people for like an hour and a half. They get major HIFEY if you mess up!
You will be extrememly lucky if you ever in your life have the privilege of witnessing two to about five, ninety-five year old women in wheelchairs start arguing and throwing dirty tissues at each other over a card game! It is so sad but so sweet.
My car is a bucket and a half! My alternator went out and the repair on it will be in the $400 range.
Lucky me!Damn GEO! FAKE,CHEVY,BROKE-DOWN,BASTARD BUCKET CAR!!
I suck at this journal crap! My entries always sound like complaints!
Good Night my friends that are few and far between. Poo on life.
I NEED LIBBY HERE TO MAKE ME LAUGH! :(
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[22 Sep 2004|12:19am] |
Here we go, Miranda's REAL first entry. I feel so silly! Almost hypocritical because I swore to myself that I would never have a journal. I am just going to let my mind flow and see what happens...
I went to work today and I realized how lucky I was to be hired. I work at the Orinda Convalescent Hospital(for about a month now) and I am one of three "Activity Directors/Assistants". All of the residents there are in their late eighties all the way up to 100 and can no longer care for themselves! My job consists of playing games and providing mental stimulation to the oldest/most ill people who can do nothing except sit and stare into space. Majority have Alzheimer's Disease and unfortunately have not a clue about most of what I am talking about or what is happening. I just keep a smile on my face all day and speak ten times louder than I normally would because they all are deaf! I just feel good about myself at the end of the day because I enjoy improving the Quality of Life that they have left here on Earth. I get free lunch too! Heffer, like always. All of the old, old ladies like all of my ear piercings! They always say,"Are all of those real earrings? Those are wonderful my dearie!" My mom doesn't even like them, she says they are too TRIBAL. Do not be fooled by stereotypes, even though these old peeps be old, they are hip to the shit!
School(DVC) is depressing the be-jezus out of me!! I underestimated how much time I would actually be spending doing ACTUAL homework, not DA-style h-work. I've recently been having a very hard time concentrating on my priorities and have been goofing off, as my mother would put it.
I know what I need to do DAMMIT:
1. Homework (no duh, beaner)
2. Studying (could not hurt)
3. Cutting back the Mary-Jane intake (five years going on six; has lost it's thrill)
4. Stay home on School Nights (My mom is a nag and hates me because I remind her
of my crazy father by my looks and my attitude! Shady Shiznit.)
But I am just not doing it! I am happy I did not go to SF State or I would definitely not be prepared. I did not learn enough from; or ever have taken DeAnza's education seriously. Now I am paying heavily for laziness. :(
On to more positive things, I am finally friends with my home-skillet Joel Lee Dagna! We had a bit of a feud for a couple weeks and it was my fault. He is the only person I actually enjoyed hanging out with at D.A. Well, besides my savage homies, teresa and ali. I sho did miss that polish,sauerkraut eating, vr6 smashing mo-fa!
I have also made up with Libby, after a friggin' year and two months!! We have both changed a lot during that time but still can connect like we always have. She and I have been through the same bull-crap as I have. And we have a long history and a zillion stories. She helped me make my journal. I still do not know squat! Hopefully, she and I have matured enough to not fight over boys and fuck ourselves up again. She knows too much about me and vice versa, and it is both comforting and creepy to me. If you have seen us together as friends back in the day then you know what I am talking about. Christine... (hottie latina from DA with the huge knockers and makes me lick her nasty-ass scab!)...would see me wandering aimlessly throughout the hallway and know that I was looking for Libby and direct me to her, and vice versa again. That fire-haired, lily-white bitch is my favorite person, my best friend (in my mind), my sister, my boyfriend, and the funniest girl in the world. Lizard's Breath: "You better write me something back nice too...ho!"
Well I suppose I should retire to my bed. I see that I have to kick my fat lazy dogs off of my freshly cleaned bed, which means shake the dog hair off of everything and kick them out and feel so guilty for it.
Mother of Christ! I wrote so much! Not to sound conceited, but writing about myself is much easier than I thought it would be. Or I just talk to much. Eh.
I'm Hi and exhausted. And I just snugged my "SNUG" piercing on my hair and it is bleeding. Sucky poop.
Rep'n da RichTown,
Miranda Panda
PS BETTY CANDLE my sweet, I bet you know why I wrote so much, so late at night, don't you ho??? hit me up. I am fit to tear off of this computer like a receipt from a register, You smellin' what I am steppin' in?
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BAAAAAH! I fucked myself.
I am "babysitting/house-sitting" for this old broad who has seizures and needs someone to stay with her at night time to make sure she does not hit her head on a table mid-seizure!!! I thought I would just come over here and stay the night just to make sure she is ok during her sleep!!! Oh no... The bitch made me dinner which was a very nice gesture but she made some STANKY ass Salmon and I almost puked. I put it all into a napkin when she was not looking in order to not seem ungrateful because she is a really nice lady. But the bitch can talk!!
Before I came over, I took two 10mg Valium and I am swervin' right now and it feels awesome. I also am staying downstairs (and away from her) in a room that leads to a hot tub outside which I may have to introduce my fat ass to later and smoke some doobies before I sleep!!! Yeah! At dinner she offered me some drinks and I assumed a soda or water but she busted out some strong motherfucking Brandy and was serious about pouring me a glass!!! Awesome but I hate Brandy so I took a sprite instead.
I hung out with Libby and Angel the other day and it was awesome! We got caught in some snow but other than that we had fun. Until my stalker Boyfriend came to her house and stole me away from them like all my boyfriends seemed to have done to my friends. First this guy named Larry tore Libby and I apart in 8th grade. Then Aaron Parsons mormon ass broke libby and I up again!! I always get the psycho, overly-obsessive motherfuckers that want to kill themselves over my beaner ass! CHILAX!! Just my luck if Steven tears us apart again....but I will do everything in my power to avoid that.
Well I am somewhat swervin' still. I could go for some Burgundy Rossi right now!!! I am getting tired so I should lay down before I fall down .
Lonely and Bored,
M-Dizzle
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